Chico Woo

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Recipe For Texas Brisket From Dinosaur BBQ

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One of my friends asked me about a recipe. The recipe is a mixture of an old recipe by Alan Richman from GQ and world famous Dinosaur BBQ’s book page 44. The recipe is fairly easy.

1. One big honkin’ piece of brisket from Walmart.
2. Liberal amounts of kosher or sea salt.
3. Black pepper.
That is it.

What is the most important and what the Dinosaur BBQ book shows you is how to make the fire and the smoke without having to go to Texas or get a huge oil drum and make it into a smoker. This is the most important part.

Fighting The Urge To Get Me A Bumper Sticker

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I am fighting the urge to get me a bumper sticker that says “My child is an honor student”.

Where do you get a bumper sticker like this?

Do they give you one after my son gets his Honor Society secret decoder ring or does it come in a packet in the mail?

If you have two vehicles in the home do you get 2 stickers?

Can you ask for stickers that color coordinate with your vehicle?

Is there a certificate that you have to carry around just in case we get pulled over by the Honor Society Police?

Should I ask for the short and long form version of the Honor Society Certificate of Honorship just in case my son’s Honor Society status is ever questioned?

When you see other vehicles with an Honor Society bumper sticker do you honk and wave or just go by and nod with a raised fist of solidarity?

Do they make Honor Society bumper stickers that can double as EZ-Passes?

Can you get better or reduced rate parking at National Museums?

So many questions…